The Best Hiding Spot
I have a little brother who's 15 years old. In the last couple of years, he's gotten taller and stronger than me. With this growth spurt of his, I haven't been able to bully him around as much as I used to...although, I still do bully a great deal. So, when I take something of his and he wants it back, he can just physically over power me and take it...until today.
I took one of his sheets of paper that he needed for his homework. He needed it a great deal because he came chasing after me, and tried to take it from me. After a few minutes of wrestling, running, and then wrestling some more, I had a stroke of genius. I took that piece of paper, folded it a few times, put it in my bra, and said, "Come and get it."
Needless to say, my brother screamed like a girl and ran the other way.
Point for me.
I took one of his sheets of paper that he needed for his homework. He needed it a great deal because he came chasing after me, and tried to take it from me. After a few minutes of wrestling, running, and then wrestling some more, I had a stroke of genius. I took that piece of paper, folded it a few times, put it in my bra, and said, "Come and get it."
Needless to say, my brother screamed like a girl and ran the other way.
Point for me.
posted by Elle at 7:58 p.m.
4 Comments:
So, I'm rolling on the floor lughing right now - I think I'm going to try that one with my brother, though his tactics are more along the lines of, you take something of mine, I take something of yours, or worse, he just hangs out with me, it's torture really.
ah, the bra trick, works (almost everytime)
on sisters, not so much.
your brother is just like mine but now i can manipulate him with my gender theories. muhahahaa
I have a brother who took great pleasure in torturing me, and often destroying my stuff. In my teens I learned the trick to make him leave the room, threaten to start undressing!! I only had to go as far as starting to lift my shirt and he would freak and leave!
i don't have a brother, but i do have a little sister. one day i did that exact same thing to a guy friend of hers....a word of advice from the not-so-wise: your brother may stop, but his friends won't!
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