Meet My New Boyfriend
I have a boyfriend. He makes me feel wonderful and awful all at the same time.
At times, when I go see him I feel light, happy, and sexy. Other times, I feel more hurt and pain than I have ever felt before.
Stress? It's virtually gone when I'm with him. He's made me feel parts of myself that I never knew were there.
We try to see each other every night, but with my hectic work schedule we only get to see each other a few times a week. I know he doesn't like that, sometimes I crave him so badly that I hate not being able to see him either. Other times I hate him so much that I don't want to go see him at all, but I go see him as we made plans...and I end up having a better time than I thought I would.
Such a confusing relationship we have. I don't know what to make of it. I've been thinking of breaking it off, but I've been told that I should give it another three months.
I suspect he's cheating on me...with my best friend. When she talks about her boyfriend, the relationship mirrors my own (although, it seems as if she hates hers more than I hate mine). In fact, even her boyfriend's name is the same as mine. But since I started seeing him first, I feel he's more mine than hers.
Meet my new boyfriend...his name is (the) Gym.
At times, when I go see him I feel light, happy, and sexy. Other times, I feel more hurt and pain than I have ever felt before.
Stress? It's virtually gone when I'm with him. He's made me feel parts of myself that I never knew were there.
We try to see each other every night, but with my hectic work schedule we only get to see each other a few times a week. I know he doesn't like that, sometimes I crave him so badly that I hate not being able to see him either. Other times I hate him so much that I don't want to go see him at all, but I go see him as we made plans...and I end up having a better time than I thought I would.
Such a confusing relationship we have. I don't know what to make of it. I've been thinking of breaking it off, but I've been told that I should give it another three months.
I suspect he's cheating on me...with my best friend. When she talks about her boyfriend, the relationship mirrors my own (although, it seems as if she hates hers more than I hate mine). In fact, even her boyfriend's name is the same as mine. But since I started seeing him first, I feel he's more mine than hers.
Meet my new boyfriend...his name is (the) Gym.
posted by Elle at 10:57 a.m.
4 Comments:
AGH!!!
I guess I should've suspected something when you said he makes you feel wonderful AND awful!
very funny.
hahaha
you had me going cuz you didn't mention this gentleman on friday nite,
that dirty bugger....how is he managing from Taiwan to Candada??
yeah, that would be Canada....
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