Notes

I get home on Friday night & there's a note on our kitchen counter. It goes like this:

Dear Big Sis,

Me, mom, dad & grandma are gone out to PARTY!!!

In the meantime, could you plz do dad's laundry AND make his food for tomorrow.

Thx.

Love,
Your Little Bro (the handsome)

After everything is done, I decide to leave a little note myself. It goes like this:

Dear not-so-handsome Little Bro,

Like a good child, I have done dad's laundry and made dad's lunch.

It's 11pm and I can still smell the full bottle of cologne you sprayed on yourself. I hate to break this to you little brother of mine, but no amount of cologne is going to make you handsome.

Love,
Your Beautiful Big Sis