Emails
My brother hurt his foot yesterday. He went to go lean on what he thought was a wall, but ended up being a door that opened on him. He kept on leaning and fell to the ground. Today, we had planned on going to the movies. There was a slow period at work today, and I decided to send him an e-mail...and this is how it goes:
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From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: hey weirdo
Whatcha doin?
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From: Andy
To: Luv
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
uhh nothing much
are you going to the movies as well
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From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
I think so...what time is the movie playing at?
Also, how's the limp?
I don't think you should go to the movies, it would be bad for your foot.
You should stay home. hahaaaaaa.
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From: Andy
To: Luv
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
Hey...my foot is willing to work itself to go to the movies
besides ever heard of keep moving your foot it will get better
NB said he wil decide the time its after 6tho...
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From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
In my medical opinion, the findings indicate that Andy the Weirdo should
keep his foot elevated and not moving at all times. This would mean that he
needs his mother's assistance each time he needs to go to the toilet and
each time he needs to take a bath for the next two days. Commencing Monday,
Andy the Weirdo can again begin to do mild to normal activity with his
foot. He may still need his mother's assistance to go potty, though.
In conclusion, Andy the Weirdo should not go to the movies as he will
injure his foot further.
End of discussion. Muhahahaaaa <-- evil laugh.
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From: Andy
To: Luv
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
Andy the Weirdos foot is magically feeling better
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From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
I will have to inspect this myself. I will use the following methods:
Poke with sharp object
Prod with sharper object
Stretch the foot
Flex the foot
Punch the foot
Stand on the foot
And any other actions I deem necessary to determine whether Andy the Weirdo's
foot is able to take Andy the Weirdo to the movies.
After this examination, if Andy the Weirdo can still walk, he MAY be able to
go to the movies.
Muhahahaaaa
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From: Andy
To: Luv
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
........im telling MOMMY
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From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
Cry baby.
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Yes, this was while I was at work. I was still being very productive in between writing to my little brother. It was just one of those days, y'know?
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From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: hey weirdo
Whatcha doin?
_____
From: Andy
To: Luv
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
uhh nothing much
are you going to the movies as well
_____
From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
I think so...what time is the movie playing at?
Also, how's the limp?
I don't think you should go to the movies, it would be bad for your foot.
You should stay home. hahaaaaaa.
_____
From: Andy
To: Luv
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
Hey...my foot is willing to work itself to go to the movies
besides ever heard of keep moving your foot it will get better
NB said he wil decide the time its after 6tho...
_____
From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
In my medical opinion, the findings indicate that Andy the Weirdo should
keep his foot elevated and not moving at all times. This would mean that he
needs his mother's assistance each time he needs to go to the toilet and
each time he needs to take a bath for the next two days. Commencing Monday,
Andy the Weirdo can again begin to do mild to normal activity with his
foot. He may still need his mother's assistance to go potty, though.
In conclusion, Andy the Weirdo should not go to the movies as he will
injure his foot further.
End of discussion. Muhahahaaaa <-- evil laugh.
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From: Andy
To: Luv
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
Andy the Weirdos foot is magically feeling better
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From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
I will have to inspect this myself. I will use the following methods:
Poke with sharp object
Prod with sharper object
Stretch the foot
Flex the foot
Punch the foot
Stand on the foot
And any other actions I deem necessary to determine whether Andy the Weirdo's
foot is able to take Andy the Weirdo to the movies.
After this examination, if Andy the Weirdo can still walk, he MAY be able to
go to the movies.
Muhahahaaaa
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From: Andy
To: Luv
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
........im telling MOMMY
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From: Luv
To: Andy
Subject: RE: hey weirdo
Cry baby.
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Yes, this was while I was at work. I was still being very productive in between writing to my little brother. It was just one of those days, y'know?
posted by Elle at 6:56 p.m.
2 Comments:
I think that harassing the little brother automatically scores productivity points regardless of whether you actually got anything done at work ;) It is our duty and right as sisters to mess with the younger brothers, at least until they're big enough to hurt us :) I did not not get to exercise this right today as my idiot was not home, so I must live vicariously through your blog/ emails - for today anyway. BTW, I love the evil laugh and can just picture it Muhahaha
you 2 are nuts, honestly.
but i do like the harassing of brothers.
i wish i could work for your corporation and chat on e-mail. (j/k)
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